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The scissors paradox

It is a scissors test or “The scissors’s paradox”

You can't open the scissors until you buy scissors

You can’t open the scissors until you buy scissors. You can’t buy scissors until you get a job. You can’t get a job until you go to Phoenix University. Enroll now!

Its a little known fact that teh guy who invented scissors did so to get a pair of scissors out of the packaging.

The scissors paradox

You may use the other scissors at the store to cut it, or buy two of them. It is a scissors test.

The scissors paradox
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